About Me: Well it all started back in the day when Santa was visiting the mall in Michigan. The Michigan Mall, I think. You see, back then Santa has to have elves accompany him while traveling. After all, do you really think it's Santa that feeds the reindeer and
cleans up after them? Ew.
Anyways, I'm Robby The Elf, half elf on my mama's side, Eva Elf. My dad, Bobby Becker, one fly guy local dude, saw my mom and it was love at first sight. And a little elf magic too. Yeah, Dad thought Mom's "the bomb".
My mom stayed after Santa left at a small elf colony called The North Side. It's located within the Mystified Forest on the north side of the south side of Michigan.
My parents fell in love and got married. Then I was born. Mom said I was so cute my face belonged on a stamp.
My mom taught me elf folklore and Dad taught me to shoot hoops. I went to school at Lake Michigan State University, a private school specifically for elves, to study
chair building for Santa. I built iRockers, chairs made for ipods, 'cause their cool.
But my desire has always been to perform. I've enjoyed different genres of music and developed what we call Christmas Crunk.
So with Santa's blessing, I'm now an elf underground. Beating the streets 'cause nobody's gonna give an elf a record deal just because he knows Santa.
Well, that's about it. Anyone interested can find me all over the net. I have songs & touring info posted on myspace, there's a small fan club on facebook, videos on youtube, yourcarolina, and probably other sites as well.
Robby The Elf, just google it yo.
Music:TI, T-Pain, Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince,
Movies:Christmas Vacation, The Santa Clause,
Likes:I like cookies. Love cookies. Any kind, every kind, there's no such thing as a bad cookie. Gotta give props to the Keeblers. My favs are chocolate chip and peanut butter.
Dislikes:Arrogance.
Hobbies:Football, college and NFL. I like several teams sometimes rivals even.
Just working and working on new tunes. I'm working with a rapper, Tru Logicc, whom you'll be hearing about more in 2010. I also found a new producer from Philly whose awesome. The new tunes will be different than before. People will be suprised. I wrote a sincere song called The Meaning of Christmas and one called Lost Christmas Love about a woman who broke my heart. Of course I have one entitled Aw that has humor and Christmas Poppin can be heard on myspace. I'm also planning on shooting a video for The Elf Lean in May. By November, I should start the season in New York for a couple of days before returning to the Upstate of SC. It's pleasant here and I travel from Charlotte to Atlanta. I appreciate all the interest and peace, yo.
Saturday, September 5, 2009, 04:23 PM EST
[General]
The SP-1 is a concept sleigh encouraged by PETA. PETA has complained that the reindeer don't get adequate rest intervals and that the temperatures the deer must work thru are inhumane.
I actually like the SP-1. It has a windshield, roof, doors, heat, subwoofers, and bling!! It's propane fueled. (Everybody's going green.) And that means no more reindeer droppings. If you've ever found unexplained droppings on your roof, some elf missed it with the pooper scooper.
Santa's alot more traditional than I am. He still wants to use the old sleigh, so we'll see.
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